Hi, And Dry
August 10, 2010
I have returned, after a seemingly lengthy hiatus.
Let me re-introduce myself to my own blog, in the offchance it has indeed forgotten about it’s own creator, and to you – the readers that stretch in to the tens of… tens.
My name is Sephiano, last name withheld or, in some instances, fabricated for ones own sense of spontaneity. I enjoy the Internet and her many hidden riches. I possess this here blog to voice my opinions about mostly trivial subjects, ranging from rants about those dreaded homosexuals, to socially taboo issues (‘Lindsay: why is she so god damn orange?’). Mostly, I’m a harmless entity that lives only to serve his Internet overlord.
Phew, now that’s out-of-the-way, let us continue on to pressing matters. The upcoming Australian Federal election, number 2010. Redheaded feminazi Vs. Speedo flaunting conservative fuddy duddy. As Aliens Vs. Predators once eloquently put it: ‘Whoever wins, we lose’. Or, as my new favorite .gif puts it:
This election was doomed from the start. The choices either lie ultimately with a Labor bobblehead placed at the head of the pack because her predecessor wasn’t OMGPPLR enough (because, that’s democracy for you, right!) in the eyes of the ALP overlords. Or… we have… the Liberal party. Opposition leader Tony Abbot is no spring chicken, and neither are his policies. I feel myself prematurely aging by simply looking at him.
I don’t profess to be a fountain of knowledge about Australian politics, mostly because NO1CURR, but I’m not stupid. Without even religiously following the campaign trails of the warring parties it has come to my attention that the oh so lackluster lead up to election day has been wrought with controversy, laziness and more hysterical media influence than you can poke Gillard’s nose at.
Unfortunately, politics and policies need to be at the forefront of the parties, otherwise it’s purely judged on entertainment value – certainly nothing to become legitimately passionate about. Not at this point in time anyway.
The one saving grace of this entire HOT MESS is the pleasure of knowing, whichever party flukes its way into power, gay marriage
(and its passing), will not be on the forseeable agenda. Can I get a WIT-NESS?!
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